1000 Ways To Die Episodes	Season 2
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's 1000 Ways To Die Page Death Bites! Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. Death On Arrival Good boobs go bad, Vikings go beserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's... dessert. Up With Death A hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten. Putting A Happy Face On Death A thief gets a wax job, a cockfight turns deadly, bad breath turns killer, a little person gets big footed, a sleepwalker loses his head, two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt and a sexy gardener swallows a big one. Bringing In The Dead A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided. Gratefully Dead An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves in; a cow lover gets milked. Come On Get Deathy A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull and a spurned lover gets trashed. Death Watch A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play and a snarky chef gets snaked. Waking Up Dead A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point. You're Dead! LOL! A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. Dead To Rights A secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. Dead On Dead A country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up; an acid trip gets cut short; a tree hugger meets a man eater.
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