1000 Ways To Die Episodes	Season 3
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's 1000 Ways To Die Page Death On A Stick A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a bachelorette takes a mouthful; a monk takes on a donkey; a gigolo goes gums up; a boy band hits rock bottom. Putting A Smiley Face On Death Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended; russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill. Stupid Is As Stupid Dies A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed; two thrill-seekers lose their heads over piercings. Dead Wrongs A cheerleader takes on the whole team, a farmer's daughter has a nice spread, a sushi chef gets a raw deal, a raver gets a glow job, a hot mom gets a tummy ache, a hoarder gets trashed and a bully gets blasted. Fatal Distractions A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated. The End Is Weird An organ donor, a mailman, a would-be wrestler and a rocker meet untimely deaths. Hurry Up And Die Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply. Death Puts On A Dunce Cap A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads. Young, Dumb And Full Of Death A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods. Deep Fried Death Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out. Cure For The Common Death, Part 2 A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated. Sudden Death Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Midievel England. Dying To Tell The Story Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined. If You're Dead - Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked. The One About Dumb People Dying Cross dresser has bad start to new year; Girl gymnast does a nasty split; Cremator gets creamed; Liquid cocaine is NOT an energy drink; Stewardess makes unscheduled landing. Getting A Rise From The Dead A sign spinner spins out; A mob hit goes bad; Cloud seeding gets rocky; Recipe thief gets her goose cooked; A corporate spy hits the fan; Tobacco chewer gets chewed out; Mad scientist gets reanimated. Ready Or Not Here Comes Death A murderer busts out of the nut house; Big boobies do in a stripper; Mean caretaker gets pickled; Free runner runs out of time; Softballer busts a gut; Two hunters get dogged. Grave Errors A mistress, a hairdresser, a bookie, a phony doctor and looters who struck after Hurricane Katrina die unexpectedly. Killing Them Softly A grave robber, a warlord, an e-mail scammer and an old Nazi die unusual deaths. Better Them Than Us A billionaire, a pyromaniac, a Russian pimp, a bad actor and an ice-cream vendor meet untimely demises. Dead Before They Know It Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box fallas on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a french killer loses his head; a very bad Santa gets iced. Stupid As Death Does A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a stump lover gets eyeballed; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets poned; a mover stops moving. Mister Death A jersey chaser gets plugged;OCD-er dies cleaning;terrorist eats himself to death;animal abuser gets dog boned; massage parlor patron gets unhappy ending;two cons get a fatal case of road rash. Death, The New Black A disco king hits the floor;a sauna contest gets gaseous;an upskirting perv gets busted;a meathead blows himself (up);a pot farmer gets munchied;a football coach splits his uprights. Death Be A Lady Tonight Total jerk gets cut down;stalker gets smoked out;football fanatic goes down in barfight;drug addict gets crushed;tomb raider goes batty;hooker goes down on job; terrorists learn about drones. Today's Special: Death A hot welder goes down on the job;unfaithful wife can't cheat death;'20's gangster gets steamed;mother-in-law from hell goes back;assassin is allergic to dying;drunk wifey gets mowed down. Eat, Pray, Die A Midievel German gets stoned; bachelor gets butted out; con man guru flames out; dog hater gets boned; juvenile delinquent hates farmville; car thief becomes roadkill; girl gets waxed off. Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead! Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass;epileptic stripper goes lights out;poser diver washes out;drug smugglers get caught red handed;voyeur gets hood winked; stalker gets shafted;prankster's prank backfires. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, while an insomniac commits a hit and run. Death: One Size Fits All A disabled phony gets the shaft, a cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, a female oil wrestler goes down, a drivers' ed teacher loses control, while a bakery worker ices his own cake. Death By Request Special A special one-hour episode that highlights all the goriest, sexiest, and most delightfully horrible deaths that 1000 Ways To Die has to offer! Death on Death with a delicious side of Death! Deadliest Kitsch Dictator gets stuck in the U.S, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed. Grave Decisions Sexy politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets hers, camper boils over with love. Dirt Nap A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face. Death Takes A Vacation Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, and a mime is silenced. Wild Wild Death An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, a girl wants to strangle her boss, an art snob falls during toast. Death Penalties Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts. Die-abestic A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey. Star Death: The Last Generation Cat Lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings. Death - Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" A polygamist, a cable thief, a ticket scalper and a fitness trainer meet untimely demises. Sor-Dead Affair A swimming instructor, a sleepwalker and a rioter meet untimely ends, and a story involving a statue is detailed. Locked And Low Dead A socialite, a crooked cop, a mad scientist and a scam artist meet untimely demises.
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