Aliens In America Episodes	Season 1
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Aliens In America Page Pilot The Tolchucks agree to host an exchange student, but they are shocked when they learn he is a Muslim from Pakistan. Immediately, Franny wants to send him packing and fears he will try to convert Justin. No Man Is An Island Justin tries to distance himself from Raja at school after Raja inadvertently embarrasses him and makes friends with an unpopular kid. At home, Claire's boyfriend camps out on the lawn after she breaks up with him. Rocket Club Justin and his buddies make up a fake after-school rocket club so they can hang out, but when Franny hears about their group she insists they allow Raja to join. Unfortunately, Raja buys supplies to build a real rocket and is thought by police to be a terrorist. Meanwhile, Claire tries out for cheerleader and finds the process is nothing to cheer about. The Metamorphosis Raja persuades a sexy girl in school to dress more modestly and concentrate on developing her mind. While working with Raja and the girl on a project, Justin begins to think she likes him. At home, Franny gives Gary a fashion makeover. Help Wanted Gary is fired from his job, but he's too ashamed to tell Franny. Meanwhile, Raja gets a job at a convenience store that is a popular teen hangout, a position that's threatened after he refuses to sell beer to his classmates with fake ID cards. Homecoming Justin is crushed and out for revenge when Raja's idea for the junior-class homecoming float is chosen over his own; Franny tries on Claire's sexy homecoming dress and Gary finds her irresistible in it, but when he learns the revealing dress belongs to Claire, he forbids his daughter to wear it. Purple Heart Raja starts smoking when he gets stressed out about some exams. Unfortunately, his bad habit spreads to Franny and Gary, who gave up cigarettes years ago. Elsewhere, Justin refuses to talk to Claire after she embarrasses him at school. My Musky, Myself Claire persuades Justin to be the school's fish mascot, but he gets too frightened to perform. Elsewhere, Gary spends his days at a giant hardware store where he pretends he is employed and actually helps customers. Junior Prank Justin and Raja help carry out the annual junior-class school prank, but things go awry when their conscience kicks in. Back at home, Gary looks for work, Franny starts selling stuff around the house over the Internet and Claire inexplicably bonds with the alpaca herd while caring for them. Church Christmas causes Raja to question the Tolchucks' spirituality, so Franny insists they resume attending church; and Justin prays to have sex with a girl in his class. Mom's Coma Justin becomes the target of a bully at school, so he makes up a story about his mom being in a coma, hoping to gain the bigger guy's sympathy and not get beaten up. Elsewhere, Franny accidentally bumps a parked car and leaves a note for the owner, but when Gary finds out he tries to retrieve the note before it's found. Hunting When the high school conducts career aptitude testing, Raja is told he should become a doctor, but Justin shows no aptitude for any particular career. Franny and Gary put so much pressure on Justin to choose a career path, that he escapes to the home of his buddy Dooley, where he notices that Dooley's father is a stay-at-home-dad. Justin's announcement that he has found his calling and plans to stay home and nurture his future family convinces Gary that a "manly" hunting trip with the boys is in order. Unfortunately, Raja's fascination with Gary's crossbow results in an embarrassing accident. Meanwhile, the normally close mother/daughter relationship between Franny and Claire turns combative and leads to a confrontation in a local nightclub. Community Theater Franny's community theater group puts on a production of "Rent," and when she can't get Justin to audition for a part, she convinces him to at least join the stage crew so they can have some quality mother/son time. When Justin meets the cute, artsy leading actress Zoe, he auditions for the male lead and lands the part, giving him an excuse to spend time with Zoe. The two become inseparable, but the friendship is damaged when Zoe discovers that Justin has let his buddies believe that he and Zoe are having sex. Meanwhile, Claire joins the teen hotline at school, but finds that she isn't able to help anyone. Feeling bad for her, Raja calls in using a fake name and an American accent and begins telling Claire his troubles. One Hundred Thousand Miles The Tolchucks are set to fly to Vancouver for a family vacation, but when Raja begins praying at the airport, the family is questioned and the trip is postponed. Feeling that the family resents him and has never understood him, Raja leaves the Tolchuck's home and asks Mr. Matthews to place him with a new family. Guilt-ridden and frantic to find Raja, the Tolchucks turn to the local mosque, where Franny and Claire meet a Muslim mother and teenage daughter who are hosting a German exchange student. Meanwhile, Gary and Justin set off in search of Raja and share a rare father/son bonding moment. The Muslim Card Raja befriends an annoying girl named Mindy, feeling that she is unfairly ostracized by the other students. After spending a day studying with her, Raja realizes how truly annoying Mindy can be and is horrified when Justin tells him Mindy believes she and Raja are dating. Trying to let her down gently, Raja tells Mindy they cannot date because of their religious differences. The next day, Mindy shows up in a burka and tells Raja she has converted to Islam so they can be together, forcing Raja to tell her the truth. Meanwhile, Gary and Franny hit it off with the new neighbors Ted and Leslie, but are shocked when Ted tells them he must notify all this neighbors that he is a registered sex offender. Smutty Books When Justin's English class is assigned the book "Madame Bovary," one of the PTA moms begins a campaign to ban "smutty books" from the school curriculum, leading both Justin and Franny to actually read the books for the first time. Claire tries to get out of reading "Pride and Prejudice" by claiming it should also be banned. Meanwhile, Justin is embarrassed when his parents discover that he has been secretly drawing naked women for years and turns to a bewildered Raja for help. Wake At The Lake As an extracurricular activity, Raja joins Students Against Drunk Driving and is given the job of organizing the annual event - a fake funeral for a student who was killed in a drunk-driving accident. Because the chosen victim has traditionally been the school's most popular student, everyone expects Raja to select Dan Archer, but Raja rebels and gives the dubious honor to Justin. When Dan Archer decides to hold his own funeral - the Wake at the Lake - Justin turns decides to go all out to attract mourners, and the competition escalates until Justin receives a sobering reminder of what the event is really about. Raja Sixteen Justin notices that Raja is obsessed with Sadika Sadaqatmal, one of the few Muslim girls in Medora. When Franny hears about Raja's interest in a girl, she immediately arranges for a date which requires the attendance of every member of the Tolchuck and Sadaqatmal families. Justin is stung when his parents comment that even Raja has begun dating while Justin has yet to find a girlfriend, so he asks out a neurotic girl named Donna. Meanwhile, Claire begins dating a German exchange student who lives with the Sadaqatmal family.
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