I Can't Believe I'm Still Single: From Portland To Portland premiered on ABC on March 26, 2009. Like all relatively smart, funny, attractive men Eric Schaeffer always believed that when he was ready, he could easily land a smart, funny, sexy, warm, loving wife. That's what he was told all his life as an American man. Well he's ready and has been for seven years now and he can't even meet someone he wants to have a second date with, let alone make his wife. His last girlfriend left him on his knee with a ring in his hands and tears in his eyes. Initially the tears were of happiness, since she had said she wanted to get married for the previous two years and whenever he was ready, they would do it. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line she changed her mind but didn't feel it necessary to let him know. She thought it best to wait until he was proposing to drop the guillotine, humanitarian that she was. Since then he's tried speed dating, Yentas, blind dates, Internet dating, meeting girls at the gym and yoga, on the subway and on the street. Actresses, models, lawyers, social workers, teachers, comediennes, even hookers, special massage girls and dominatrixes and nothing! He simply cannot believe he's still single at 35! This is his story. Just a regular guy looking for love and unable to find it... so far.