A Very Public Affair Joan plans a bar mitzvah for Conrad; Perez Hilton calls Melissa regarding Web rumors about Jason.
Joan Pulls A Beaver Joan comes to Melissa's aid following her breakup with Jason; Joan tracks down Carol Burnett in a bid to get the actress to host a fund-raiser.
East Side Story Joan arranges a theater audition for Cooper, unbeknownst to Melissa, which culminates with Joan causing a scene in the casting office and a mother-daughter clash when Melissa finds out.
Crossing The Line Joan attends sensitivity training with the staff of her jewelry offices ahead of a possible sexual-harassment lawsuit; Joan pitches an outrageous reality show with friend and TalkRadio host Peter Tilden.
Birthday Blues Joan's 78th birthday brings blues to the comedian when she gets bumped from a talk show for a younger performer. Also: Blogger Perez Hilton expresses an interest in producing a retrospective on her work; Joan's best friend takes her to a tattoo parlor.
What Happened In Vegas? The gang goes to Las Vegas, where Joan is booked to perform at a major casino and Melissa's assistant renews her wedding vows on her 20th anniversary.