Onion News Network Episodes	Season 1
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Onion News Network Page Enter The FactZone Brooke Alvarez runs down the biggest stories of the day on the Onion News Network's top-rated show, FactZone. Co-host Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on his high-tech touchscreen, the Recon Wall. When your world is gripped by confusion and terror, there's only one news network you can turn to: the Onion News Network. Snowlocaust From her vantage point in the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez oversees an army of reporters. Washington correspondent Jane Carmichael and senior field reporter Brian Scott are always at the ready when breaking news happens. Stewart Adams tackles the top science stories in the Lab Report and Jean Anne Whorton explores the soft underbelly of issues in her newsmagazine Beyond The Facts. Man-Horse Marriage Brooke Alvarez separates the truth from the lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind. The Onion News Network is a ray of light in the fog of deception. Fifth Anniversary Brooke Alvarez, the news anchor with more stalkers than any other major network on-screen personality, tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, who is as beautiful as she is informed. The Trial Of TR-425 Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone. It's no wonder more Americans find out what to think by turning to the Onion News Network. Cyber Attack Brooke Alvarez interviews the most important newsmakers, from political figures to grieving widows, in studio and via satellite. If someone saw something, did something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone. Americans no longer have any excuse to be uninformed. The Real Obama Tonight in the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about. The Onion News Network doesn't waste your time with news you don't need to know. Stock Market Crash Brooke Alvarez gets to the heart of the nation's most important political issues. Brooke has hundreds of opinionated pundits at her disposal, including the esteemed First Responders panel of experts, who are first on the scene when any national issue arises. Real America In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez speaks truth to power with flawless annunciation and perfect lips. Brooke is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news. American Dream Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible frightening world. Along with her award-winning team of reporters, she covers the stories that matter most from the safety of the FactZone.
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