We're Retired, Not Dead Widowed Sandy rides in a hot air balloon on a blind date set by matchmaking Joanne. Ex-nun Ann takes flight in a wind tunnel, then decides to go skydiving for real. Former actress Gail directs a theatre group.
Love, Lassos And Liver Spots At Joanne's prodding, Sandy returns to the gun range to ask out shooting instructor Mark. Jack goes on a double date. Gail attends her son Cary's gay rodeo.
Grannies Gone Wild LaWanda throws a party that features pole-dancing lessons and a visit from a police officer. Elsewhere, Linda moves in with her boyfriend; Jack decides to confront Kathleen after she doesn't show up at the hospital following his operation.
Top Gun And Tiaras Jack dates a new woman and takes flying lessons. Elsewhere, Sandy considers changing her lifestyle because she worries it's adversely affecting her daughter's sobriety; Eileen competes in a senior pageant but is sidelined by a back injury.
Every Dog Has His Day Ron hosts a barbecue for his friends to thank them for helping him campaign for a neighborhood position. Elsewhere, Jack asks Linda, an event planner, to arrange a party for his dog, and Eileen has to drop out of the senior beauty pageant because of her back problems.
The Show Must Go On Gail tries to find the perfect wig for her Marilyn Monroe costume, which she'll be wearing to a friend's party. Elsewhere, Jack takes comedy lessons but worries that his stand-up act will be a dud; LaWanda organizes a group event to help cope with her husband's ALS.
Fast Times At Sun City Grant Gail holds auditions and rehearsals for her cabaret and learns a critic will attend the opening; Linda and Bruce's relationship is on the rocks; and Eileen and Ann make a bet.
Hollywood Or Bust Gail goes to Los Angeles with Cary to audition for a commercial, but she is distracted by sightseeing; George's dog-sitting duties hit a snag when the pup gets loose; and Ann pushes her husband to fulfill his dream of driving a race car before his eyesight fails.