'Til Death Episodes	Season 1
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's 'Til Death Page Pilot Middle-aged Eddie and Joy Stark are closing in on day 9,000 of their marriage and have the battle scars to prove it. Their new next-door neighbors are young newlyweds Steph and Jeff Woodcock - idealistic, passionate, adorable and married for a matter of weeks. It's a show about new marriage versus old marriage, about keeping the romance alive - or at least staying together so you have someone to drive you to the hospital for your operations. Eddie is a cynical realist who considers himself an expert on most topics. A high school history teacher, he's learned well the lessons of history and applies the basic principles to his marriage: all fights are about power, land and resources. A veteran of the marriage wars, Eddie freely gives his advice to the younger, idealistic Jeff, who's the new vice principal at Eddie's school. Of course, Eddie's little secret all along is that he loves Joy more than anything. And however brash and sardonic Joy herself appears, she loves Eddie right back. Sex For Furniture After Eddie accidentally puts the patio furniture out of commission, Joy dreads dealing with Eddie to replace it until Steph tells her about a special type of deal she makes with Jeff to make it easier. With the women fully utilizing the power of temptation, Eddie and Jeff must take a stand to salvage what remains of their manhood. Its war as the two married couples deal with distressed patina finishes in a power struggle over who wears the pants and who buys the furniture. The Ring When the Woodcocks and the Starks go out for a thank-you dinner, Joy yearns for more romance from Eddie and asks him why she never received the engagement ring she was promised. With a little help from Jeff, Eddie gives Joy a ring. The Wood Pile Joy has had enough with the woodpile that Eddie uselessly keeps in the garage, and finally gives him an ultimatum: use it or lose it. When Eddie realizes that Joy may have a point, he desperately sets out to hold onto his pride and his woodpile, seeking the help of their newlywed neighbors Steph and Jeff Woodcock. When it comes to marriage, alls fair in love and woodworking. The Garage Band When Eddie tells Joy that hes practicing with his band, he feels he has to lie to her, but Joy already knows what Eddie is actually doing. Your Mother Or Your Wife Jeff is thrilled when his mother comes for a visit, but tension builds between him and Steph when he chooses his mother over her. Jeff goes to his neighbors for help, but ends up more conflicted than ever. Between Joy insisting he send his mom home and Eddie instructing him to secretly make his mom No. 1, Jeff must learn the delicate art of balancing the women in his life. Dream Getaway Steph and Jeff convince Eddie and Joy to join them for a getaway in the mountains, but when Steph tells Jeff she had an erotic dream about Eddie, their vacation is anything but relaxing for the Woodcocks. And when Eddie hears the news, he becomes the Dream Weaver. Death Sex After an injury sends Eddie to the hospital, he returns home certain that he is living his last days. With fear of the worst looming over them, Eddie and Joy rekindle their love. Eddie enjoys his renewed romance so much that when a phone call gives him a clean bill of health, he decides not to share the news with his wife. Eddie takes advantage of the situation and gets it while he can. The Toaster When Joy attempts to persuade Eddie that unplugging the toaster saves electricity, Eddie is convinced that his wife is mistaken. Stubbornly, they bicker until Eddie decides to take it to the next level and goes out of his way to prove Joy wrong in a series of failed attempts. It doesn't take long before Eddie and Joy come to realize their childish behavior is inappropriate when they ruin Steph's surprise party. Daddy's Girl Eddie and Joy's daughter comes home for the holidays to celebrate New Years with her parents. When she gets some bad news from her boyfriend, Allison turns to her mother for help, leaving a snubbed Eddie perplexed. At the Woodcocks New Year's Eve party, Eddie lightens up his mood to impress his daughter, but as the clock strikes midnight and a new year begins, Allison realizes she likes her "big, dark, angry, wonderful dad" just the way he is. The Anniversary Party The Starks, the Woodcocks and their friends attend Stan and Vickis 25th wedding anniversary party. Joy becomes jealous of the way Stan dotes on his wife, and she takes it out on Eddie, who has misplaced her wrap. When Stan explains to Eddie that there is a gardener and a flower in every relationship, Eddie learns his role in the garden of marriage and offers a touching toast to Joy. Meanwhile, Stephs dancing style embarrasses Jeff, until he lets loose and they get their groove on. The Hockey Lie Jeff is heartbroken and angry when Steph reveals that she won't be his Hockey Girl any longer. Eddie later muses that its normal for new couples to lie and that they will eventually grow apart because of it, but Joy insists that she and Eddie are actually becoming more similar as they grow old together. As Jeff tries to accept that his wife is not the woman he thought she was, Eddie tries to prove to Joy that he is his own man. Fight Friend Joy turns to a friend, Nicole, for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective fight friends Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with Nicole's husband Cofeld, in order to prove their points. The Colleague When Joy gives Eddie permission to have a female friend, the pair bond over their history. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to be cool and uses Steph to get in with the cool high school kids. Later, when Eddie and his friend get too close, Joy takes on some history of her own. The Bachelor Party When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys night out at a local club. But when Nicole tags along with Cofeld, the guys night doesn't turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better. The Italian Affair When Joy accuses Eddie of being a pack rat, he and Jeff go through piles of ancient items from Eddies past. The duo comes upon an old roll of film, which Jeff agrees to get developed. When Eddie sees the photos of himself and Joy having a great time in Italy, he is reminded of how the vacation ended and a moment he and Joy never discuss. In order to make things right, Eddie does all he can to relive their trip to Italy right there in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The Clay Date When Eddie and Joy visit Allison for parents weekend, they share a dorm room with a partying single father. When Allison lets them know her new major and next semesters plans, Eddie and Joy try their best to convince her to do otherwise but realize that their own mistakes led them to where they are today. Meanwhile, Jeff hires someone to help Steph tile the bathroom, which brings out the worst in her. I Heart Woodcocks When the Woodcocks strike up a close friendship with the Cofelds, the Starks feel left out. Much to their surprise, they find they really miss their time with Jeff and Steph. Eddie and Joy set out to win the Woodcocks friendship back. The Coffeemaker Steph gives Eddie and Joy a cappuccino maker that was a wedding gift from Jeffs mom. Joy loves the gift, but Eddie soon begins to resent Joy for not learning how to work the machine herself. When Eddie refuses to make Joy her nightly cappuccino, she makes a list of all the things she does around the house and comes to the conclusion that Eddie doesn't do enough. To compensate for their uneven workload, Joy gives Eddie the chore of paying the bills, which later proves not to be in the best interest of their household. Meanwhile Jeff is mad at Steph for giving away a present from his mom, and he tries to come up with a plan to get back at her. That's Ridiculous When Joy and Allison meet for Spring Break in Florida, Eddie is thrilled to have the house to himself where he can eat, sleep, wear whatever he wants and hang out with Cofeld. But when the week doesn't go exactly as planned, Eddie realizes how much he misses Joy. Meanwhile, Joy and Allison aren't missing Eddie too much as they work-it on the beach. Webby's Not Happy When one of Eddies single idols comes for a visit, Eddie is in awe, while Joy is unimpressed by Webby's lifestyle of wild adventures and exotic travels. To Joy, Webby is running away from the one thing that can make him truly happy: a committed relationship. Ignoring Eddie's warnings, Joy sets Webby up with Denise, who tames Webby's ways. When Webby is ready to settle down, Denise lets Joy know that she's not interested. Meanwhile, Jeff is miserable at the sight of his crying wife in an incredibly ugly shirt. Summer Of Love Summer vacation has begun and Allison surprises her parents when she brings Doug home. When Allison and Doug spend their days enjoying the summer, Steph convinces Eddie to join them. Meanwhile, Jeff and Joy feel left out and annoyed by their partners' happiness but finally get convinced to join in.
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