Beautiful People Episodes	Season 1
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Beautiful People Page How I Got My Vase While at Kylie's, Simon steals one of Reba's dresses and tries it on back at home. Ashlene takes a Polaroid photo of him wearing it and threatens to show it to everyone unless he styles her hair to look like Heather Small's. Debbie finds the dress in the bin, assumes Reba is having an affair with Andy, and fights her in the street. Simon reveals that he took the dress. Debbie tries to quit drinking alcohol but starts again when Andy tells her she is boring when she is sober. Simon sees supposedly-vegan Hayley eating a burger and threatens to tell everyone. To keep him quiet she gives him money, which he spends on a vase that he has had his eye on for a long time. How I Got My Nose Simon wants to join a stage school and he, Kylie and Imelda audition for the school production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, arranged by the drama teacher who is also Imelda's godfather. Imelda gets the part of Joseph, but the un-professionalism of the cast gets too much for the teacher, who cancels the play and replaces it with a Talent Show. Getting an idea from Stephen King's Carrie, Simon and Kylie tip a bucketful of red dye onto Imelda during her performance, in front of the whole school. She is traumatized by this, and convinces her mother to transfer her to another school. A chance meeting with Imelda years later results in her breaking Simon's nose. How I Got My Beads Simon decides to play a prank on his mom. He pretends to be the voice of her spirit guide and predicts the number 2 will bring bad news. When Debbie hears someone has died on the toilet she is convinced another death is close by. Andy's mom comes to stay, having had an operation which completely changed her character. After a few days, Debbie is going insane. Andy's mom has brought home a fiancee and is critizing everyone. One evening she puts a can of baked beans in the microwave. The microwave explodes and kills her, proving Debbie's theory correct. Simon, feeling bad, calls his mom and says she will no longer be troubled by her abilities and to increase her son's pocket money by five pounds. Simon claims to have made his beads from his grandmother's false teeth. How I Got My Posh Kylie steals the school headteacher's clutch bag. When Simon discovers this, he returns it straight away to her office, but unintentionally rests the bag on the 'speak button' on her intercom system, revealing to the whole school what he wants for his birthday - a Posh Spice doll. When he is bullied for revealing it, he gets excluded from school. Worried about Simon's feminine behaviour, Andy plans to teach Simon how to act his gender by teaching him how to play football. At first it all goes wrong, but later Simon is motivated to practice upon discovering that Posh is dating a footballer. Debbie purchases a Posh doll for him, but it gets stolen. Simon is signed up for a school football match, which he wins for his team. Simon's teammate offers him the champion trophy, which he refuses to accept. The bully says he knew Simon would refuse it, which is why he brought along a Posh spice doll especially for him. How I Got My Tongs Kylie and Simon covet a pair of golden hair tongs, which are displayed in the window of Tameka's hairdressers. She tells them that she won them in a contest, and they'd have to be pried from her cold dead fingers. Later, Kylie asks Simon to dye his hair a dusky blonde, so he can look more like his idol Princess Diana. This fails, and Kylie angrily tells Simon that they are no longer friends. While Simon tries to make new friends, Tameka tells him to stop loitering outside her shop: Simon replies by telling her to "drop dead". Later on while cutting Debbie's hair, Tameka actually does drop dead from a hole in the heart; however, Simon believes it was his words that killed her. Simon and Kylie become friends again when the death and funeral of Princess Diana unites them in grief. Debbie then takes Simon back to the hairdressers, where Tameka is lying in repose in the centre of the shop, the tongs in her hands. How I Got My Globe Simon and Kylie believe they have found one of the Beautiful People when their new English teacher, Mrs Prentice, arrives from London. The boys become infatuated with their bohemian mentor who romances them with tales of her ex-lover, Francoise, and of the Beautiful People. Mrs Prentice takes the boys to the local pub, just as Debbie is about to start her shift. Debbie is annoyed to see Simon in the pub, but more annoyed that a responsible adult such as his teacher has allowed it. That night, Simon, still annoyed with Debbie, sneaks out of the house and travels to London with Kylie to find the teacher. Arriving there, they discover that Mrs Prentice is not living the glamorous life she implied and is in fact living on a council estate. After telling the boys to go away, Kylie and Simon discover that they are not far from BBC Television Centre and end up in the audience of Live & Kicking.
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