David Alan Grier's Chocolate News Episode Guide, Season 1

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Episode 101
The death of hip-hop, Maya Angelou's poetry for Obama and McCain, rapper Phat Man delivers his message to America's classrooms, guidelines for proper use of the N-word.

Episode 102
A reminder to white voters that Obama is only half-black, how thugs deal with the gas shortage, an interview with Candelabra - a man who feels like a woman, and a racist voting machine.

Episode 103
He asks African Americans: don't do anything dumb before election day, the Denegrofication Institute, sex moves by porn star Jackie Robinson, McCain's racist advisor dry-cleaner, Fat Black Mama Syndrome.

Episode 104
DAG and his correspondents "flow" with the latest election news. Will they be cheering a Chocolate White House, or wondering if America has lost its damn mind? It's a special night of Chocolate News in this hilarious sketch comedy show.

Episode 105
Barack Obama's leisure time at the White House; vitamins for crack addicts; adoption of African babies; a death-row inmate's insatiable appetite; a black goaltender in the NHL; Oprah Winfrey's replacement.

Episode 106
The reappearance of a TV bounty hunter; a sex-education program for college students; an ex-con's ironic demise; a report on biracial conjoined twins; historical reenactments; a pop singer's country-music comeback.

Episode 107
A rapper's TV show for kids; the consequences of Beyonce's endorsement deal with a cosmetics giant; an interview with Ludacris; a report on violence caught on video; bottled water from Africa; roles for black actors in movies.

Episode 108
DAG believes that after winning the election, Barack should leave the country on top and resign ahead of the game. Next, we meet, Black Daddy, a new R&B singer who sings clean songs about family and raising kids, and then go to a feature on the "Blacks Only" electric chair used during segregation. Later, an NFL summit raises awareness to brain damage incurred by past NFL players, a Army recruiting commercial showing the 'gangsta' side of being enlisted in the army, and a roundtable on why black people keep getting caught with guns.

Episode 109
DAG wonders: "Death have you lost your damn mind?" Good people like Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac have died recently while other crazy and drug addicted celebs are living well. Next, sketches on Jet Magazine, America's Next Top Black Preacher, and an expose on the original all-black KISS. Later, DAG sits down with the presidential inauguration party planner, learns about Blowfly, the father of rap, and leads a roundtable discussion of what's next for Condi Rice with a new black president.

Episode 110
Now that we have a black president, DAG gives a list of things that black people want white people to give up. Later, we visit Black Comic-Con and DAG answers questions from the Obama White House application. A roundtable discussion: besides Obama becoming the first black president, the second biggest new story for black people this year was "The Dark Knight."