Rival Site Tension is in the breeze of the sneeze as Amir can't take the pressure of one more God-Bless-You-less sneeze in the office. When Jake's last sneeze is heard around the office and no one else says 'God Bless You', Amir goes on a rampage that ends in an all out shirt ripping, glasses shifting, nose bleeding brawl. That was just the beginning of the tension on this episode of The CollegeHumor Show, where the pressure is on when Patrick reports that site traffic is down 50%. And those are Patrick's last words as a College Humor employee, as he soon learns that he has been traded to their arch rival Chuck Paulson of Gigglebarn.biz, on the terms of Ricky's lost poker game. Paulson is already busy making enemies, putting all his energy into filling newspapers and the web with anti-CollegeHumor ammo.
Interns When Ricky takes yet another personal day, dumping stacks of extra work on top of Streeter, Streeter decides he's had enough and refuses to do the work. Ricky suggests that Streeter hire himself an intern, as long is the intern is a hot girl. When Streeter's new intern shows up, the rest of the guys in the office decide they want one, too. Everyone except Amir, that is, who holds an unconventional interview with only males. Within what seems like moments, the CollegeHumor office is packed with hot girls, all busily texting on their cell phones and checking their reflections in mirrors. When a group of CollegeHumor guys run into each other at the convenience store, all buying supplies such as eye-shadow and even pregnancy tests for their interns, they get the idea that maybe these hot girl interns are a problem.
The Morning After The CollegeHumor staff wakes up one morning in a not-so-normal setting. Everyone is still in their night-before clothes, hungover, while still at work. What exactly happened the night before? Streeter is the first to wake up when the phone rings, and he grudgingly answers. He listens for a minute, confused, as the voice on the other end explains that Lexi Myers has gone missing. Lexi Myers was crowned the night before at a CollegeHumor party as 'America's Hottest Girl'. Mysteriously, she never came home after the party. Streeter panics on the phone, asking his staff for help. Finally, Amir has a solution. He grabs the phone from Streeter, and promptly slams it down. Problem solved, right? Not exactly. Ricky has a flashback of the night before, of when he was on the phone in a stairway at the CollegeHumor party, when he heard angry male voices, a girl scream, a gun shot, and a male voice saying 'what did you do?!' As the staff tries to piece together the details, Sarah decides to plan a funeral for Lexi. The guys agree, but only under the circumstances that this funeral will be the hottest funeral ever. As they search for a hot priest, Patrick and Streeter are pulled into an interrogation room, and are blamed for Lexi's murder.
Sarah's New Boyfriend There's a new guy in the office! Which normally wouldn't be anything special, but this dude, Clilve has a British accent. The rest of the guys in the office hate Clive for his proper English ways, Sarah is smitten by his smooth-talking skills. Determined not to let Sarah associate with Clive, the guys brainstorm what other dudes they could hook her up with. They decide to go out to a bar, where normal, if not desperate, guys can be found. Meanwhile, Streeter is hard at work catching up on Facebook status' when he comes across a notification that his parents are 'no longer in a relationship'. Streeter immediately assumes this means his parents are getting a divorce, and has a breakdown at his desk. Patrick, Sam, Dan, and Jeff head out to a bar, armed with photos of Sarah. When not a single guy so much as lifts an eyebrow in interest, the guys conclude that Sarah must be totally busted. As the guys amuse themselves coming up with insults, they are oblivious that they are at a gay bar. Just as they are about to give up, they spot a guy doing card tricks on the street corner. When they approach him, the guy introduces himself as Trip, and agrees to stop by the office to meet Sarah.
Hot Girl After an ordinary weekend outside the office, during which Ricky claims he hung out with Mario Lopez in the Hamptons, Ricky also brings back some exciting news to Sam: there will be a girl coming into the office that day to do some accounting work. As a major plus, she's supposedly pretty cute. Later, the team goes over ideas for new videos, but no one can come up with anything more creative than food or farts. The team finally agrees on Streeter's idea for a movie about boobs. To end the meeting, Sam announces that a Hot Girl will soon be coming to the office. When the Hot Girl, Jessica, arrives, the guys notice she's in a wheelchair, but still clumsily try to impress her. Finally, Sarah steps in and calmly introduces everyone. Meanwhile, Sam and Dan decide that Hot Girl is so hot that their current girlfriends don't have a shot at measuring up. So the guys decide to do the logical thing: break up with each others girlfriends. Of course, like many other CollegeHumor plans, this one takes a whacky turn when, instead of breaking up with the girl, Sam and Dan end up making out with each others girlfriends.
Armageddon The staff believes the Web site is shutting down so they make the most of what they think is their last day in the office with their own version of "The Bucket List."
