Gene Simmons Family Jewels Episode Guide, Season 1

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Happily Unmarried
Shannon Tweed hates surprises. Gene Simmons loves them. On his way out of town to attend the grand opening of the Hooters Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, he asks Nick and Tracy Tweed (Shannon's sister) to plan a surprise birthday party for Shannon on his behalf. Ironically, while in Vegas, he gets roped into attending the wedding of a fan and his fiancre - and even gives the bride away. When Shannon inadvertently finds out that Gene was not only planning a surprise party for her AND that he attended someone else's wedding, she ups the ante and plans sweet revenge on her longtime boyfriend.

Next Generation Rock Star
If your dad's Gene Simmons and you want to go into the music business, some career counseling is to be expected. But when Nick starts a band of his own, Gene transforms from a proud father into an overbearing manager. From the band's name, to the clothes Nick wears, Gene won't leave his son alone and he even prematurely books Nick's first gig. Meanwhile Shannon sneaks 14 year-old Sophie into LA Fashion Week, and witnesses every hot stud at the event flirting with her little girl.

The Demon Lives
Gene is in the dumps because a security guard at a TV studio doesn't recognize him, while Shannon confesses to her sister Tracy that she's considering having another child. Gene's ego gets a boost when he learns that KISS will be honored in Las Vegas for a TV special, but he has to make a special deposit for Shannon before he can rock and roll all night and party every day.

Driving Me Crazy
Gene Simmons didn't start driving until he was 35 years old and Nick is studying to get his driver's license. An admittedly horrible driver himself, Gene faces off against Nick in a driving test challenge, with the threat of having to humiliate himself in the middle of Beverly Hills if he loses. As his daughter starts to date, a nervous Gene insists that Shannon take their daughter to a self-defense course. The driving test and the self-defense course both prove painful for Gene, who learns that father doesn't always know best.

Food Or Sex?
Shannon notices Gene is losing the battle of the bulge, so she tricks him into attending a ritzy weight-loss spa. When they arrive, Gene learns that they have separate rooms, and his food intake is rationed. Gene wants two things - food and sex. Will the Demon get what he wants? Meanwhile, all hell breaks loose at home when crazy aunt Tracy baby-sits Nick and Sophie - or is it the other way around?

Sexercise!
It's Career Week for Sophie Tweed-Simmons and her assignment is to tag along with Gene to work. It's a familiar assignment, but if your dad's Gene Simmons, expect the unexpected. Shannon is not too pleased to discover that Gene has taken their 14 year-old daughter to auditions for a sexy new exercise video called Sexercise. Shannon turns up the heat on the Demon and has Sophie talk with her dad about the birds and the bees. Sophie's talk provokes the rock star who's slept with 4600 women to prove that Gene Simmons and safe sex can be part of the same sentence, as he takes his shot at a PSA for Planned Parenthood. Meanwhile, Nick has trouble climbing the corporate ladder, and Shannon and her sister Tracy get ready to pull the trigger on some annoying ex-boyfriends.

The Un-Anniversary
Gene has a business meeting in New York to discuss putting a sexy spin on the classic hand car wash by turning it into Gene Simmons Bikini Car Wash. He turns it into a family affair by taking Shannon and the kids to visit his wise and feisty mother, Florence, in the suburbs. Gene and the family reminisce about the past, but he pays the price when he forgets an important event in the present!

Loose Change
Gene is frustrated to learn that he's lost $20,000 on a cattle-ranch investment. Hoping to teach Nick about the value of money and hard work, Gene drags him to the middle of nowhere for a business trip into the Twilight Zone. Meanwhile, Shannon and her sister Tracy turn Beverly Hills upside down on a wallet-busting shopping spree.

Fan...tastic
Playboy Radio welcomes Gene in studio and conducts a search for his biggest fan. The prize - a day with Gene to spend however they choose. Gene pulls out all his cool clothes to get ready for his hot date, only to be stopped by Shannon, who insists his clothes are corny and old-fashioned. While Gene is having a most unexpected fan encounter, Shannon and the kids sacrifice Gene's gaudy garb to the fashion gods in an unforgettable ceremony.

Horsin' Around
An emergency springs up when Gene is about to lose the Indy Racing League marketing account worth millions of dollars. He drops everything and even uses his celebrity to become Grand Marshall in front of hundreds of thousands of fans. Unfortunately for Gene, while he's gone Shannon buys Sophie a horse for her good grades without really thinking it through. All hell breaks loose when Gene returns from his exhausting business trip and finds the horse is now living at his Beverly Hills mansion.

Gene's Addiction
Gene Simmons can't stop working. From hunting down investors all over the country to developing his newest product, the Gene Simmons tongue vibrator, the man doesn't know when to say when. In a last-ditch effort to get Gene to relax, Shannon and the kids stage an intervention and whisk him off on an impromptu vacation. Hilarity ensues when the family learns that you can't teach a grown Demon new tricks.

Shrinkwrapped
Gene squirms after learning that Shannon won a session with a psychotherapist in the kids' school auction. Shannon is hell-bent on making sure he attends this session. He runs (to lunch with Bill Maher, and to party in a rebuilt New Orleans), but can he hide from Shannon and his impending appointment with the shrink? Meanwhile, Shannon and the kids deconstruct Gene's ego when they raid his office shrine and plan to sell his valuable KISS merchandise.

Behind The Makeup
When Shannon suggests Gene Simmons consider a facelift, The Demon is reluctant. He's more enthusiastic about his idea to launch a new TV show about babies and new mothers - until he finds himself in daycare hell. When it comes time to go under the knife, Shannon has news of her own from the fertility specialist, leaving The Demon speechless.