Family Jewels Episodes	Season 3
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Gene Simmons Family Jewels Page Gene's Best Friend Gene prepares to go on Adam Carolla's radio show and take a lie-detector test regarding his sexual exploits; his pet dog Snippy goes missing; and Paul Stanley becomes ill just before a KISS show. Liar, Liar Tounge On Fire Gene wakes up feeling ill the morning after a KISS concert. He's also stressed about the lie-detector test and a business trip to New York, and his family wants him to see a doctor. Shannon and Tracy take trial lie-detector tests to see how accurate they are. The Brutal Truth, Parts 1 & 2 Gene's out of the hospital and ignoring the doctor's orders for rest, attending a casting party for his new comic book instead; Gene and Shannon appear on "The Adam Carolla Show" for Gene's lie-detector test. Before The Flood Gene decides to perform with the big band Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas, but his car breaks down in the desert on his way there. Meanwhile, a pipe bursts at home, flooding Gene's office filled with his KISS collectibles. Knock, Knock, Who's There? Gene's stranded in the desert after his car breaks down, and he attempts to hitchhike to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie try to replace Gene's ruined KISS collectibles, ruined in the flood, before he returns home. Swing Gene Gene is still stranded in the desert, and he calls Carrot Top to come and rescue him; he makes it to Las Vegas for his first solo performance; and the women search for KISS collectibles to replace the ones destroyed in the flood. Something's Fishy Gene has to go to SeaWorld on business and decides to take the whole family, including Tracy's twin 4-year old sons, but the trip turns out badly for Shannon and Tracy, who get food poisoning. That leaves Gene alone to take the twins sightseeing. Lil' Gene Gene is saved by an intern he's been mentoring, who helps avert disaster during a photo shoot and then is instrumental in the closing of a major business deal. Nail Me Gene helps fund Shannon and Tracy's nail-salon business venture, adding his two cents along with his dollars about how things should be done, then trying to run the business himself. Shannon B. Demille Clips of Shannon's home movies, which she's been taking for the past 25 years, are shown. Ladies Of The Night Gene gets in trouble while doing research for a book on the history of prostitution; an old friend visits Nick and creates tension between Nick and his girlfriend. Sophie Couture Gene ends up in jail while doing research for a book on the history of prostitution; and Sophie's internship for a fashion designer leads to her designing her first dress and hitting the catwalk. Viewer Mail The family answers viewer e-mail. Also: previously unaired footage from favorite scenes. Mommy Make-Over Shannon and Tracy go for cosmetic surgery; Gene consoles a friend's recently divorced sister and is asked to compete on "The Celebrity Apprentice." Gene, The Apprentice Gene's in New York competing on "The Celebrity Apprentice"; Shannon and Tracy heal from their cosmetic procedures, and Sophie and her cousin hire a nurse to take care of their moms. Gene's Ego Trip Shannon and Tracy plan a roast for Gene to help keep him humble. The Roast Comedian Jeff Ross organizes a roast for Gene that also serves as a benefit for the Wounded Warriors Project charity. Shannon To The Rescue Shannon thinks Tracy's eloped in Hawaii and she talks Gene into talking to the couple first before they make a decision, but her plan backfires when Gene genuinely likes Tracy's boyfriend. Honeymoon At Last Gene surprises Shannon by taking her away for a "honeymoon" celebrating their "happily unmarried" status. Power Outage Gene returns home after 24 hours aboard the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier and learns he has to babysit his 4-year-old nephews. Nick After Dark Nick's car is towed, and he spends an exhausting night trying to track it down. South Of The Border, Parts 1 & 2 Sophie travels to Mexico for private study and Nick accompanies her, but a worried Gene decides to follow her there. Happy Birthday... To Whom? Shannon and Tracy go to a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend, but realize they don't know who she is. Raw And Uncut Previously unreleased clips from the series are shown. X-Gene Gene tries to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard-apparel line by meeting with pro snowboarders. Homesick Gene surprises Shannon with a purchase he made in Canada. Fan Favorites The cast interviews fans on the street and shows clips of the fans' favorite episodes. Geneharmony Gene plays matchmaker for Sophie and Tracy, and he begins a search for "nice guys." Gene Down Under Gene travels to Australia when he becomes the owner of an Australian rules football team.
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