Growing Up Twisted Episode Guide, Season 1 - Pazsaz Entertainment Network

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Carpet And Drapes
Dee decides to get his "Suzette Forever" tattoo redone as a surprise on their anniversary, but is floored to find out that Suzette started the process of removing her "Dee Forever" tattoo. After this ruins their anniversary dinner, Suzette is on a mission to fix things with Dee and designs a new tattoo that she later seductively reveals. Throughout the anniversary plans, the kids realize they've gotten to learn a little "too much information" about their parent's sex life, especially when they find a packet of pink hair dye not intended for their mom's locks.

Baptism By Fire
Twisted Sister lead singer, Dee Snider, is the lone voice of reason when his family packs a whirlwind of activity into one week. Their eldest son, Jesse, wants to have a christening for his daughter, but a touching tribute song he writes for the event opens up old wounds between father and son. Then the family heads to the city for son Shane's stand-up act, but his brother Cody nearly gets into a fight with a comic that disrespects the Snider clan. Finally, the family needs to pull it all together in time to stage a very touching... and very twisted christening.

Are Those Real?
Shane announces to the family that they all need to help him shoot his sketch, "My Friend Poseidon," for his final improv class with each member of the family taking an important role in the execution. The project hits an unexpected bump when a clerk at the costume store insults Suzette's physique and the Snider boys seek justice. And mother and daughter have a sparring match to exert some pent up aggression with one another, which ends in a bloody mess.

Empty Nest
Suzette upsets her son Jesse when she tries to pierce the ears of his daughter, her granddaughter. Feeling a bit of empty nest syndrome Suzette urges Dee to see about reversing his vasectomy and visits her doctor but learns she won't be able to have a baby. Dee senses her sadness and suggests adoption. Before they can see an attorney to start the adoption process, a social worker from Child Protective Services shows up at the house since Cheyenne told her school counselor about her sparring match with her mom. The pending CPS case shatters the couple's dream to adopt and the kids shatter the dream in their own devious ways.

I Still Wanna Rock
Dee gets a last minute call to perform in Atlantic City and decides it should be a family affair. While Suzette is ready to party and hits the casino floor with sons Shane and Cody, Dee invites Jesse and Cheyenne to perform. Jess performs "Rock n' Roll Ain't Dead" at the show and Cheyenne sings "Cherry Bomb" with the legendary Lita Ford, both wowing the crowd.

Uneasy Riders
Dee participates in the March of Dimes "Bikers for Babies" event, and he gets the family involved; Suzette is upset when she learns that Dee has convinced Jesse to get a new bike.

Mommy's Boys
Suzette plays matchmaker for Shane by enlisting the help of family and a dating Web site and throwing a mixer, but she tells Cody that he's spending too much time with his girlfriend. This prompts Dee to tell her she's meddling in their lives.