Ideal Episodes	Season 1
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Ideal Page The Rats Moz's day gets off to a bad start when he is woken up by the phone. It gets worse when his girlfriend Nicki complains about the mess in their flat. When she discovers a rat, she punches Moz in the face and decides to move out. None of this is good for business. And it's a busy morning with a steady stream of customers: Colin - just out on probation; Jenny - the babysitter from hell; and later Brian with his latest boyfriend Matthew. Things start to look up when PC, Moz's supplier, gets hold of some really good gear. And when Moz's next clients are attractive students, Asia and China, Moz can't believe his luck! He takes a real liking to China and breaks his number one rule - no cash, no hash. But just when things look to be on the up, a new customer named Paul comes round with an unexpected surprise for Moz! The Seduction Moz calls the rat catcher to get rid of the rats so Nicki will come back. Cartoon Head, however, has his own ideas about how to get rid of them. Moz has some a new inventory, but the quality is not up to snuff and his clients are pissed. Craig keeps stalking Moz to buy some gear, but after the confrontation with Paul, Moz is not interested in customers apart from his regulars. Moz arranges to meet China at a nightclub, where his best mate Kuldip is DJ-ing. China, Asia and Daniel all come back to Moz's place afterwards. When Asia departs with Daniel, Moz is left alone with China - a situation he thoroughly enjoys, but will China feel the same about being alone with him? The Boyfriend Colin is still on probation, but that doesn't stop him calling around to score some pot from Moz. He is full of a grisly tale about a body found opposite his apartment. The dead man's hand had been cut off. A succession of strange people arrive to score from Moz: Leo, the window cleaner (through the window); then Craig, who climbs up the window cleaner's ladder; and finally a delivery woman complaining about the quality of Moz's weed! Nicki comes home and gives Moz a hard time about seeing China the night before, but Moz convinces her that nothing happened. One thing is about to lead to another, when there is a series of phone calls and knocks on the door. China is now going out with Cartoon Head, but Nicki is still jealous of her and tries to slip some rat poison into her coffee. It doesn't quite have the desired effect! Meanwhile, Cartoon Head leaves something unusual in Moz's bin. The Affair Moz finds a severed hand in the pocket of his jacket. He is not sure what to do with it, but it's another busy day so he doesn't have time to give it much thought. First Sangita calls round, and then Kuldip stops by with his record collection. Colin, despite being on probation, tries to sell Moz some stolen goods. Always on the look-out for something to steal, Colin pockets Nicki's secret Polaroids. PC interviews Moz about the murder, but while Moz is out of the room, PC kisses Nicki and it becomes obvious that they are having an affair. Meanwhile, Moz's stalker Craig throws a can of dressed crab through Moz's window! China quickly gets bored with going out with Cartoon Head. She drops in for advice from Moz, who offers her lots of tea and sympathy. No sooner has she left, Nicki returns in tears and Moz has another upset female to deal with. The Backpacker Moz tries to reconcile his relationship with his girlfriend, Nicki, while also coping with the daily demands of dealing dope from his apartment. Nicki realizes that her Polaroids are missing and is worried that Moz might have seen them, but he is pre-occupied trying to sell his new inventory. While trying to have a quiet lunch, Moz is constantly interrupted by customers. There's Jack, who is still depressed, and then Craig, who continues to stalk Moz. Colin tries to sell Moz some stolen credit cards but Moz isn't interested, although he does buy some Polaroids for a fiver, not realizing who the people in the pictures are. He conceals them from Nicki in the bathroom - back in their original hiding place! Meanwhile, China has split up with Cartoon Head and is now going out with Leo, the window cleaner. Yasuko, an old friend of Nicki's, turns up at the flat. She hates a mess, and doesn't like the look of Moz's apartment. Thankfully, she has a constant supply of wet wipes to tidy the place up. Meanwhile, Moz's brother Troy emerges from the airing cupboard where he has been staying. The Party It's Moz's 30th birthday and Nicki has arranged a surprise party at their flat to help him celebrate. Nicki had forgotten about Moz's birthday but has managed to buy him a couple last-minute presents - a tuna sandwich and a packet of Bombay mix from the local shop. To make up for it, she decides to organize a surprise party in the flat. Obsessed with everything being clean, Yasuko starts tidying the flat and finds the secret photographs, but both Moz and Nicki deny that the snaps are theirs. People start arriving for the party but Moz is frustrated that Nicki seems to have invited more of her own friends than his. PC pops in for a dance with Nicki, despite the fact that he is still on duty. Brian arrives and announces that he is now heterosexual. Kuldip is DJ-ing but Troy tries to take over and is knocked out by Cartoon Head. Troy then collapses in the bathroom where PC and Nicki are getting very close, oblivious to the fact that Troy is there. The Pregnancy Nicki does a pregnancy test while Moz has more important things of his own to worry about. The result of Nicki's pregnancy test is positive and she is worried, not least because there are three people in the running to be the father! But Moz has worries of his own when Lee and Jason tell him they are about to release their first single which has a picture of a severed hand on the sleeve. Moz swears everyone to secrecy about the fact that the hand was found in his flat. Meanwhile, Troy keeps dropping barbed comments into conversations with Kuldip and PC, to let them know what he saw in the bathroom at the party. Nicki is still coming to terms with being pregnant and is horrified when she walks into the flat to find the three possible fathers of her baby - Moz, Kuldip and PC - sitting together competing on Play Station 2! Later, Craig calls around with some gear for Moz. Craig is feeling down and so, when Cartoon Head pops in too, Moz suggests to Cartoon Head that they "take him out". But Cartoon Head misunderstands the phrase, with disastrous consequences. The Body Moz has little time for dealing as he has his hands full disposing of a dead body. Cartoon Head has accidentally shot Craig in Moz's apartment. Moz is shocked but, while desperately trying to get rid of the body, he has to deal with a constant stream of visitors. First, Derrick and Yasuko announce that they are getting married; then there's Jack, depressed and in need of a friend; Troy wants a bed for the night; and China wants to sleep with Moz. Moz can't believe his luck but is forced to decline to deal with the body. Moz then discovers Cartoon Head trying to cut off one of Craig's hands and assumes he must be the hand-job murderer. Help finally arrives in the shape of Psycho Paul but Moz is in despair. Moz, Paul and Cartoon Head finally get rid of the body and Moz can relax, but not for long, as the apartment is still covered in blood. For the first time in his life, Moz must clean the flat. When Nicki returns home she is amazed to find the flat has been cleaned. She tells Moz her news and, just when he thinks the day can hold no more surprises, there's another knock at the door.
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