A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila Episode Guide, Season 1

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Surprise! I Like Boys And Girls
Although Tila Tequila has racked up more than 2 million MySpace friends, she still hasn't found true love. But now this "bisexual freak" is tired of being alone and ready to do anything to find Mr. or Ms. Right! With MTV's help, she's inviting 16 luscious lesbians and 16 sexy straight guys over to her place for A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Yes, it's time for Tila to unfurl her freak flag and find "the one." This bisexual bachelorette will first meet the guys, who think she's searching for the man of her dreams. Then she's going to meet the girls, who think she's straight-up gay and looking for a long-term lesbian relationship. The two sexes won't know about each other at first, so they'll all think they have A Shot at Love. As day turns into night, the 16 hot studs arrive at Tila's four-story mansion. Tila appears on the balcony in a stunning, skintight black dress, leaving the men below bowing to the goddess above them. The scorching-hot hostess lets the boys inside, flooding her humble abode with tons of testosterone. Each of the guys has brought a gift for Tila so she can get to know them better.

Can't We All Just Get Along?
The secret is out - Tila Tequila has come out of the closet and told the straight guys and lesbians vying for her affection that she's bisexual. It's a big deal for Tila, since she's never told anyone her big secret before, and she tells them that despite being attracted to both sexes she is only looking for one partner. Shocked, the two groups knew that the competition would be steep to get A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, but they had no idea they'd be competing against each other and the opposite sex. The guys are excited about the possibilities, the girls are not. But now that the news is out in the open, everyone needs to step up their game in order to avoid being eliminated. To find out which guys and which girls are really looking for true love, Tila has the two sexes mingle and get to know each other. While some of the girls get aggravated when the guys assume they aren't "really" lesbians, Vanessa and Brandi decide to use their sexuality to send some of the guys packing. When Italian stallion Domenico comments on Brandi's barely-there swimsuit, the two competitors start to argue. When Tila butts in to find out what's going on, the finger-pointing begins and Tila doesn't know who's telling the truth.

Under The Covers
After eliminating four potential lovers on the last episode, Tila Tequila asks the remaining 17 prospective suitors to move into her mansion in order to pursue A Shot at Love. That's right, both the straight guys and lesbians will stay with Tila ... there's just one rule: no one's allowed to hook up with anyone other than Tila while in the house. Easier said than done... As the guys and girls head into the house, Tila takes away their coveted keys, saying they'll have to earn the right to stay. As dueling sexes head upstairs to claim their beds, they discover there's only one bedroom -- and only one bed! Yup, there's just one gigantic bed for all 17 suitors. This sure gives a new meaning to the term "sleeping with the enemy." While most of the guys are excited to have an excuse to get cozy with the ladies, the girls seem to want nothing to do with the boys. As everyone starts claiming their space on the bed, a pillow fight ensues, letting everyone get out their aggression. But things go a little too far when Vanessa gives Italian stallion Domenico his first wedgy, and it's a doozy. Welcome to America!

A Broken Heart
After surviving another round of eliminations, the remaining wooers realize just how close they are to getting A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. They have been handpicked by Tila to stay in her lavish mansion, and the group is truly grateful. But there's little time to count their blessings, as they get a message from Tila telling them to grab their tank tops and head out to the backyard. It's time for the first annual bi-athalon! Dressed in a skimpy referee uniform, Tila is outside standing in front of a huge obstacle course. The two sexes must duke it out by blowing up tiny Tila dolls, running through a bunch of tires, crawling under an army net, digging through a sandbox to find a necklace and then climbing over an inflatable wall. The first team to get all their players across the finish line wins A Shot at Love. May the better sex win! When the horn blows, Michael B. and Ashli are up. The girls get off to a slow start as Ashli takes her time blowing up the doll, letting the guys take an early lead. But the men lose steam when Domenico can't quite get over the inflatable wall, allowing the girls to catch up.

I Always Get What I Want
After Ashley's outrageous tirade in the last episode of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, the house is completely drained. Bobby is back from the hospital, good as new, but feeling the mood of a worn out house. Then, an air horn goes off, jolting the sleepy contestants awake. Some of the boys think it would shake up the downer atmosphere to wake everyone up in style, but the girls take it as a creepy frat house gesture. If one thing hasn't changed here, it's that these girls are never going to like the guys! The Tila message for the day informs the gang to put on skimpy little outfits with sponges all over them. Tila says that since last night had made things so dirty, she wants her guys and girls to get cleaned up. The group is curious. What will they be cleaning with their own bodies? Tila's crew heads to the challenge and finds their answer -- Tila has taken it upon herself to dirty up her ride so she can have all her admirers clean it off in the most naughty and interesting way possible. The winner gets some "clean up" time with Tila at a spa. The losers are sleeping outside! Seriously! The interesting part of the choosing process is that the team captains were both boys, Domenico and Michael, making this erotic car wash competition coed. They pickteams like they are back in grade school, choosing one by one and leaving Vanessa picked last.

The Cat Fight
With eight suitors still hoping to get A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, things are getting intense. It's time for the contestants to put their money where their mouths are and step up to the plate... literally. In the backyard, Tila has gathered some "delicacies" from around the world, including bulls' heads, maggots and cockroaches. Tila tells the guys and girls that she can't always have the food she wants when she travels the world and she wants to make sure that they can handle life on the road with her. Yup, it's competition time! Tila reveals that the guy and girl who eat a bull's private parts the fastest will advance to the next round for a chance to enjoy a sexy bubble bath with her. Tila's ready to get down and dirty, are they? As the whistle blows, no one is looking forward to the task. Some of them shove the revolting fare down as fast as they can while others cut it up and try to pretend it's sausage. No matter how they slice it, though, most end up vomiting it back up. In the end, Amanda, a 15-year vegetarian, scores a win for the ladies while Bobby wraps it up for the gents.

A Second Chance?
After the big brawl at last week's elimination, Vanessa has left the house screaming and Brandi has decided to surrender her Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. Hyperventilating with tears streaming down her face, Brandi tells Tila that she loves her, but can't handle being in the house any longer. Screaming that she's "OUT," Brandi storms off in tears, with a stunned Tila left behind. Taking a time out, Tila decides to return to her remaining five, ready to put the past behind her and find her true love. The next morning, the group recaps the fight and finds a new message in the bottle from the object of their affection. The group is ready for the next challenge, and finds their lady outside ready and waiting with a big pool of chocolate pudding. Tila wants to sweeten up the competition after all of the drama. In order to win a date with Tila, they'll each have to jump into the chocolate mess and collect as many pounds of the sweet as possible. While Amanda thinks she's a shoe in with her wealth of hair and boobs, Bobby manages to take the win by a mere three pounds.

Welcome To The Family
It's down to the final four love-struck hopefuls. To get a better feel for her last shots at love, Tila is going around the country visiting Dani, Ryan, Bobby and Amanda's families. Tila wants to find out what they are really like and she's not going to tone down her wild side one bit; the more shocking she can be the better. Will Tila be one step closer to love or will meeting the parents bring her back to reality where some may find her lifestyle a little too much for their beloved son or daughter?

Three's A Crowd
Tila takes the final three on a romantic getaway to Cancun, where jealousies arise and the backstabbing spins out of control.

I Choose...
It's down to the final two contestants, Dani and Bobby, who are hoping to be the one that gets A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Yup, it's girl vs. boy in the final showdown of the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will Tila choose during the final elimination? At breakfast, Dani and Bobby discuss how similar they are and wonder who Tila will pick. When they walk downstairs, they find a message from Tila saying she thinks it's time to show them a day in the life of Tila Tequila - and they better be ready to rock! The first stop: The recording studio. Tila asks Dani and Bobby to write lyrics to go along with one of her songs and then step in front of the mic. "Bobby B." does a ridiculous rap, singing: "In the end I know you'll see there's only one left and that's me Bobby B." When Dani takes the stage, she does it up slow and sexy and then rocks out, singing: "When I came on this trip I didn't expect much, I thought I'd come here with a bunch of sluts. I thought I'd get drunk and maybe hook up, who'd have thought I'd fall in love?" Hands down, Dani steals the show.

One Shot Too Many
Tila and Ryan refresh us with all of the hottest and not-so-hot moments of the season, including never-before-seen clips that will leave you asking for another shot.