A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila Episode Guide, Season 2

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Another Round Of Tequila
Things didn't work out between Tila Tequila and her beau Bobby from Season One of A Shot At Love - but this girl's not about to give up on love just because she's had her heart broken! She's got fifteen lesbians and fifteen hot bachelors to choose from and is ready for a second Shot At Love. Both the guys and the girls are pumped in their blue and pink limos, having some cocktails and ready to meet Tila. They even start a "Tila" chant when they arrive at the house. The excitement grows when Tila emerges in some tiny gold booty shorts -- her arrival was "almost like seeing Jesus" according to one of the guys. Right off the bat, Tila has a challenge set up: the guys and girls will be locked in separate cages and whichever group manages to turn Tila on the most will get some private time. When the challenge starts, both groups strip down to little or nothing. But while the guys run around their cage beating their chests like cavemen, the girls pull out all the stops with some sexy dance moves and strip-teases. Even though one of the guys goes as far as whipping it out, Tila names the girls as the clear winners.

A Full House
It's moving day at casa de Tila Tequila, and the chosen sexy straight guys and gorgeous lesbians are psyched to move in and pursue their Shot at Love. Tila's a little overwhelmed to be going through this experience again, but at the same time she's excited to find real love. After having her heart broken last season, Tila's going to be even tougher this time around. The guys and girls head into their new digs. They'll all be sharing one giant bed, and the girls are less than excited about sleeping with a bunch of horny boys! And indeed, Jersey Jay right away talks about how he's pumped for the possibility of some lesbians making moves on him. Brittany, however, says she's not afraid to castrate any dude that gets too close to her. Naturally, the entire group migrates to the bedroom's stocked bar to get the party started, although some of the girls note that Christian is already a little too shnockered. Guess he didn't pay attention to what happened to Jeremy last week! The boys immediately begin the "ask a lesbian" game, questioning whether the girls are really just into women. The girls make it very clear that not only are they only into dating women, they only want to be around other women.

Hard To Swallow
After another sleep-deprived night in a bed of sixteen, Jay finds a message in a bottle from Tila. Today the gang will be competing in Tila's second-annual bi-athlon. The guys are ready to step it up, especially after last year's humiliating loss. Tila promises that this year's race is bigger, better and way tougher. First, they will put on a wet suit, goggles and flippers -- which they must wear for the entire race. Then they have to run through the kiddie pools and jump into the main pool, where they must find a pearl necklace to put around their necks. Next, they'll have to run through a course to a wading pool of "blue balls", where they must find a male or female symbol ball, using only their mouth, and drop it into a large tube. Finally, they'll race across a slip and slide to the finish. The first team to get all eight players across wins a steamy date with Ms. Tequila.

A Fistful Of Love
With 12 Shot at Love suitors left, the competition for Tila Tequila's heart is really starting to heat up. So, in an effort to get to know more about the people remaining, Tila leaves a bowl of questions out, instructing everyone to grab one and answer honestly. The game starts off with some playful inquiries but quickly turns serious when Sirbrina is asked whether or not gay marriage should be legal. Chad is passionately against it, upsetting all the lesbians by ranting about how he thinks it should be a crime for people of the same sex to wed. A heated debate between Chad and Kristy ensues, causing Chad to storm off having made some enemies. Later, Tila Tequila tells the Shot at Love contestants that she's holding a "Backyard Bi-Nanza," where the guys and girls will face off on mechanical bulls to see who can withstand the wildest ride.

Casualties Of Love
This week's episode of A Shot At Love picks up right where last week's ended: with Chad head-butting Bo. But he doesn't stop there; while Bo's down for the count, Chad sucker-punches him in the jaw. The two are finally pulled apart, with Jay taking Chad into the bedroom to cool off while Bo deals with the pool of blood that's forming in his mouth. Even Jay thinks Chad went too far, if only because he has to leave the house immediately. Unapologetic to the end, Chad insists that Tila doesn't want a guy like Bo and that Jay is his "brother for life". Another one bites the dust! With his chin split wide open and a tooth knocked out, the paramedics are called to take Bo to the hospital. The next morning, the remaining eight guys and girls marvel at the events on the night before. They also discover that Tila has know idea about the fight, Chad's expulsion, and Bo's hospitalization. No one is very happy that Jay doesn't take responsibility for instigating the fight, but Tila's too overwhelmed by everything that's happened to care.

Tastes Like Candy
The morning after elimination, everyone is stunned to still be around - especially since the favored Sirbrina was sent home. There's not time to miss her though, as Tila has left them wrestling suits and instructions to meet her at "The Cherry Pit". It's not a typical wrestling match that Tila has planned for them though: they'll be wrestling in jello. Whichever team wins the most matches gets a group date with Tila. As an added surprise, "The Beast" from the National Wrestling Association will be reffing the matches. The green team ends up mopping the floor with the red team and wins an afternoon at Tila's "Sweet Candyland". Tila rewards Glitter for her surprising victory over Brittany by giving her some much appreciated alone time. However, while Tila's time with Bo gets interrupted by Jay goofing off and making a scene.

On Pins And Needles
Bo returns from his (hopefully) last visit to the hospital with the stitches finally out of his chin, and finds Tila's message in a bottle instructing the remaining six contestants to load up into the limo waiting outside. The group is shocked when the limo pulls up to a tattoo parlor. Tila tells them she's willing to go anywhere to visit their families, but how far will they go for her? They each can choose from one of four intimidating procedures: get a tattoo, a piercing, walk on broken glass, or have a seat in an electric chair. To make things even more interesting, Tila announces that there are three different dates at stake for those who impress her most: a sexy date, romantic date, and a dirty date.

Keep It In The Family
With only four suitors left, A Shot at Love 2 is officially in the homestretch, which means Tila Tequila is hitting the road to meet everyone's families. What better way to get to know someone than by seeing them in their own element? First on Tila's tour is Bo's hometown of Fairborn, Ohio - or, as his family calls it, "Bo-hio." While Bo's excited to show Tila where he comes from, Tila wonders whether he's willing to move to Los Angeles for her. A high school football coach, Bo decides to treat his team to a meeting with Tila Tequila. Although they're giggly and star-struck at first, the boys soon brag about what a great guy Bo is and tell Tila to pick him. Tila is reassured that Bo really is the sweet guy she thinks he is. Next, Bo takes Tila home to meet his family. But before the fun begins, Bo breaks the news to his mom about his broken jaw. She starts crying about not being there for her son, but Tila is impressed that she supports that fact that Bo stuck it out for love. Concerned about her wild ways, Bo's dad grills Tila during dinner about why she's interested in his son. After Tila honestly answers his questions, the night takes a less serious turn when Bo's mom shows off her incredibly long tongue and Bo's brother gets a lesson in what being bisexual means.

Three-Way Getaway
The final three Shot at Love suitors arrive in Cancun and are floored by their champagne filled suite overlooking the ocean. Brittany and Kristy are excited about getting to know Tila Tequila better, while Bo, the only boy left, is sure he can rise above his female competitors. Over lunch, Tila opens up, admitting to the final three that she's looking to be with someone for the long haul. Brittany and Kristy both use the opportunity to talk about their past relationships, giving Tila a window into their futures. Bo, however, is strangely quiet. He's comfortable sharing his feelings with Tila, just not when Brittany and Kristy are around. Tila wants to ride some jet skis out on the ocean. Unfortunately, Bo can't participate because of his broken jaw. Tila offers kayaking as an alternative, but Bo resigns himself to watching the girls from the beach. Tila may be looking out for Bo's best interests, but she sure doesn't seem to be thinking about him as she has a blast with Kristy and Brittany in the water. Bo sulks, but Tila chooses to ignore his grumpiness.

Fire And Ice
As the final two suitors who still have A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Kristy and Bo anxiously await the final days of the competition. Fourteen lesbians and 14 straight guys have already been sent home, and only one elimination remains. After enjoying a hearty breakfast in bed, Kristy and Bo meet with Tila, who has one last challenge for them to prove their love. She sets up two huge ice blocks with a heart in the center, challenging Bo and Kristy to use only their body heat to melt the ice and retrieve the heart. However, Tila doesn't want to work them too hard before the big night, so she has decided to find them some help. Expecting ice picks, Bo and Kristy are shocked when their best friends from home walk through the door.

One Shot Too Many
Tila, Kristy and Bo reunite for the first time since the turbulent finale to hash out what went down.

Happy Hour Reunion Special
The entire cast gets back together to reminisce, fight and speculate on who will win Tila's heart.