Speeders Episodes	Season 8
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Speeders Page Hands Free Corporal Moschetto gets more than he bargained for when he pulls over a car full of giggling girls headed to a "sex toy party." Then, Corporal Tony White pulls over a wacky inventor who's driving with his hands-free soda helmet. And, Officer Deputy Steinert is called in to help administer a DUI test to an out of control drunk. Playin' Chicken Corporal Moschetto runs afoul of a hasty farmer and his best friend, a chicken named Buddy. Then, the normally jovial Officer Olson is pushed to his breaking point by an angry secretary who's late for work. Finally, Officer Hagopian fines a jaywalker who has difficulty grasping the concept of jaywalking. Calvert County Possum Posse We meet the "Possum Patrol," two bored teenagers who have taken it upon themselves to rid Calvert County of its possum population. Then Officer Muldrow pulls over a motorist who just cannot stop laughing. Finally, a former football player tries to teach Officer Olson the art of the three point stance. Dancin' Grannies Officer Muldrow pulls over three funky grannies who just can't help but bust a move. Then, Corporal Moschetto nabs a stoner whose munchies are so bad, he's resorted to eating doggie treats. Finally, Deputy Steinert runs across a genuine cat burglar. Dancin' Grannies Corporal Moschetto meets his match when he pulls over an ex-con/boy scout leader who refuses to take his ticket lying down. Then, Sergeant Laughlin spots a parked truck a-rockin', so he goes a knockin' and catches a couple in the act. Finally Officer Olson pulls over a med student who gives him an anatomy lesson. Dancin' Grannies An irate driver running late for her job forces Corporal White to call her boss to explain the situation. Then, Deputy Steinert gets a crash course in the "stanky leg" dance craze, by a group of spirited Mardi Gras revelers. Finally, Officer Muldrow pulls over the last known rollerskating enthusiast in the western world. Sushi Bombs Corporal White pulls over a confused, wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink. Then, it's Friday the 13th in Akron, and one motorist wishes he brought his lucky rabbit's foot to ward off the wrath of Deputy Laughlin. Finally, a naughty couple in Maryland gets caught with their pants down. Walk Of Shame Deputy Umphrey stops a couple with suspended driver's licenses???and makes them walk home! Then, a new father flips out about a possible ticket???and his sex life. Finally, Corporal White stops a Driving Instructor for reckless driving, and teaches him a hard lesson. Blind Demolition & Blonde Ambition Corporal White responds to a hit & run involving a drunk motorist who has no idea that his car is totaled. Then, Deputy Steinert busts a merrymaking driver during the height of Mardi Gras. And, a blonde bombshell doesn't wear her seatbelt, and has two massive reasons why not. Three For The Road Officer Ebenau just might break the world citation record when he issues tickets to 3 people in one car! Then, Officer Weir saves a motorist from his screaming mother. Plus, an Illinois driver finds out the hard way that his 24 inch rims are illegal...and so is driving with a suspended license. Rude And Crude Officer Ebenau tries to keep his cool when a motorist gets rude and crude. Then, a nurse gives a lesson on body shaving. And, when flirting doesn't work, a female driver takes drastic measures to get out of a ticket. Driver's Education A high-speed pull over has Officer Orozco reaching for his gun belt. Then, see what Sergeant Laughlin uncovers in the backwoods of Ohio. Plus, meet an Einstein who brags that he graduated from 10th grade...twice! Fishy Friday When a young driver gets caught with pot, Deputy Olson calls for backup...from the kid's mom. Then, a passenger gives an award worthy performance to get his buddy out of a ticket. Finally, Corporal Moschetto takes to the woods in camouflage to nab a motorist in Maryland. Wackiest Special A look at some of the wackiest, craziest, most unbelievable Speeders stories ever. From goofy excuses to bizarre vehicles and kooky cops, they've got it all. Plus, the award for "Wackiest Driver Ever! Outta Control A look at some of the most intense, crazy and out of control moments in the show's history. They've got high speed chases, tense confrontations, and more high-octane, white knuckle, blazing fast speed than you can shake a stick at. So buckle your seatbelts! It's Under The Mattress A simple traffic violation turns into an arrest for a wanted man in Las Vegas. Then, Officer Currie stops a suspicious couple carrying a dirty mattress, and uncovers a dirty little secret about them. And, a DUI suspect tells an officer he wants to break wind. Playing The Percentages A confused motorist insists he's 199% sure he "thinks" he "most likely" wasn't going too fast. Then, a driver in Massachusetts can't recite the alphabet. And, Corporal Moschetto finds a motorist wearing pajamas, with an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror. Zip It A California motorist admits to smoking marijuana, but will he pass the sobriety test? Then, Officer Orozco is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants. And, two St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble. Driving With Drivers A dangerous pursuit leaves California officers with a smoking gun. Plus, after a driver's arrest in Laguna Beach, the passenger doesn't want to go quietly. And, a couple of golfers tee off on an Illinois officer. Wet And Wild A California officer discovers that a drunk driver has wet his pants. Then, it's all Greek to Officer Muldrow when a driver pretends she doesn't speak English. And, two sisters from Jersey argue for the affections of an attractive cop. Party Central A high speed chase in Laguna Beach leads to an arrest. Plus, Corporal Anselmo stops a carload of bachelorettes who have naughty things on their mind. And, a beautiful mother and daughter on their way to a party bus try to use their charms to get out of a ticket. Trouble With Numbers A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot. Then, a DUI suspect is put to the test...and can't count to thirty. And, a motorist in California blames her sunroof for her lousy driving.
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