The Hills Episodes	Season 5
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's The Hills Page Don't Cry On Your Birthday At Snackbar, Heidi's having lunch with Stephanie when she casually mentions Lauren's upcoming birthday. Stephanie tells her that Lo and Audrina are throwing her a surprise birthday party on a yacht, and Heidi is surprised that neither of them thought to invite her -- after all, she and Lauren have been texting and on speaking terms recently. Stephanie shrugs it off invites Heidi to come with her, and assuring her that it will be okay. While picking up Lauren's birthday cake, Lo and Audrina make sure all the plans are finalized for the party. When Lo asks about Justin, Audrina explains that the ring he gave her was meaningless and trip to Palm Springs was the limit to his better behavior, so she didn't bother inviting him to the party. Heidi comes up in conversation, and they both agree that although she's been trying really hard to be Lauren's friend lately, it was best not to invite her. Everything Happens For A Reason Spencer arrives at Stephanie's apartment to tell her that it was totally uncool of her to bring Heidi to Lauren's birthday party. Stephanie argues that it was Heidi who wanted to go, and starts to bring up his fight at The Dime. Spencer cuts her off, saying she was wrong to take Cameron's word before even checking with him about flirting with the bartender. When Spencer brings up her lack of loyalty, she states that his loyalty argument is getting old, and he's the one who has completely abandoned everyone in his life, causing Spencer to get defensive and storm out. At Lauren and Lo's house in Hollywood, Lauren, Lo, and Audrina discuss the party. Lauren says how happy she was that all her friends got together to throw her a surprise party, but Heidi showing up definitely put a damper on the evening. I'm Done With You Stephanie walks into Heidi and Spencer's apartment in Hollywood, and after ignoring some of Spencer's rude comments, asks if he's talked to Heidi. He says he hasn't, and Stephanie tells him about a text Heidi sent her about running into her high school boyfriend, Colby. Spencer irritably responds by telling Stephanie that he knows all about Colby and how much Heidi's mom wants Heidi to get together with him. Stephanie quickly changes the subject and asks if he's seen the bartender again, but Spencer sarcastically remarks, "Yeah, 'cause that's really your business, what I've been doing and who I've been seeing." He goes on to say that now that he knows what Heidi's up to, he's going to start going out too, but Stephanie advises him to be on his best behavior. At People's Revolution, Kelly Cutrone calls Lauren up to her office to discuss finding a new intern. Kelly asks if Lauren may know anyone who would be interested, but advises her to be careful when referring her friends. Crazy In Love Lauren and Audrina have a drink together at Big Wangs, where Audrina expresses her reservations about dating again after the way things turned out with Justin. She points out that she feels like she moves from one relationship to another, and Lauren tells her that she's allowed to date. Audrina laughs, "If you see anyone that's my type, send him on over." At People's Revolution, Kelly enters and scolds Stephanie for leaving her garbage around. She then empties the box Stephanie's packing and tells her she needs to start over. Instead of throwing clothes into a box, she says Stephanie needs to think about the designers receiving the packages, and what they'll think of how their clothing is handled. After Kelly irritably answers Stephanie's questions about how to better organize the packages, she leaves while saying, "I am watching you, Stephanie Pratt." I Always Had A Little Crush Arriving at the airport in Oahu, Hawaii, Lauren, Audrina, Lo, and Stephanie laugh about how mad the guys will be once they discover the girls have crashed the boys-only weekend. When they arrive at the resort, the guys are surprised to see them, but all's well when someone suggests having a group shot. As the girls lay out on the beach watching the guys surf, Stephanie turns to Audrina and asks, "Are you checking out Brody?" Audrina laughs, and then Stephanie goes on to ask about Justin. Audrina tells her that he texted her that morning, and explains that they have a hate-love relationship... that's not even a relationship. Stephanie begins to tell Audrina that she can't keep waiting around for Justin, but Audrina firmly states that she's not. Playmates Bring The Drama Jayde, who is Brody's girlfriend, confronts Audrina about that little sleepover she had in Hawaii with Brody. Heidi continues to question Spencer's relationship with Stacie the bartender after she intercepts a text message meant for Spencer. That should be a fun subject to discuss in couples therapy. Lauren and Audrina shopping. While looking at clothes, Lauren reminds Audrina about a barbeque at Frankie's house that evening. Sensing Audrina's hesitation, Lauren asks her if she's spoken to Brody since their Hawaiian hook-up. When Audrina says no, Lauren reveals that Brody told his girlfriend, Jayde, about what happened with Audrina while they were on vacation, that the couple has been fighting for days about and that Jayde is understandably mad at Audrina. Audrina says she can sympathize with Jayde, but points out that the couple fights and is on-and-off more than she and Justin ever were. After she adds that doesn't think spending the night with Brody was wrong at the time, Lauren shrugs and muses, "It's not fun when vacation baggage follows you home." Playmates Bring The Drama Justin confronts Audrina about the Brody sleepover, Stephanie drops the ball at People's Revolution and Heidi pays another visit to Stacie. The tale begins at dinner where Lo tells Lauren and Audrina how excited she is about her new job at Smashbox Studios with founder Davis Factor. When Lauren asks Audrina for an update on her status with her ex-bf, Justin, Audrina reveals that he found out about her sleepover with Brody in Hawaii. She says that although Justin keeps texting and calling she won't respond. Lauren tells Audrina that she's proud of her for resisting the urge to run back to Justin. But, when Lauren asks Audrina if she's happier without her off-again, on-again beau, Audrina hesitantly responds, "As long as I don't see his face." Playmates Bring The Drama Spencer tries to save his relationship with Heidi by asking her cowboy dad's permission to get married. Plus, Lauren must fire Stephanie from People's Revolution, risking their friendship. At Heidi and Spencer's apartment, Heidi informs Spencer that her "real cowboy, manly-man" dad Bill is coming to town. Heidi tells Spencer that her dad has never met any of her previous boyfriends and that he was freaked out about them eloping to Mexico. Heidi tells Spencer that if "you ever want to marry me, you'd have to get his permission." A visibly nervous Spencer asks for pointers on meeting Heidi's dad. She warns him to be nice. "You've never met a dad like my dad," Heidi declares before leaving Spencer alone to contemplate the impending encounter with the father of the bride. On the set of The White Tie Affair's video shoot, Audrina is working and gossiping with Chiara when Stephanie stops by to visit Audrina. Stephanie is interested in one of the band members, Sean, so the band and the girls make plans to hang out that weekend. Playmates Bring The Drama Heidi extends a wedding invitation to Lauren, who receives a surprising phone call from Spencer. At lunch with Stephanie, Heidi has some exciting news to share. Her big "princess wedding" with Spencer is officially happening! Heidi tells an enthusiastic Stephanie all about her romantic Ferris wheel proposal. But Stephanie's excitement is short-lived when Heidi asks soon-to-be-sister-in-law to invite Lauren to the wedding. Stephanie tries to get out of it, because she's been "pushing Lauren's buttons lately," especially with the whole firing incident. But Heidi insists that she really wants Lauren to be at her wedding. "She can't re-fire you," Heidi tells Stephanie. As Audrina and Lo shop through racks of clothing, Lo tells Audrina that Brody will be at the same Nylon party they are going to. Audrina tells Lo that she hasn't seen or heard from Brody since his girlfriend pressured him to make Audrina leave the My House nightclub. Lo advises Audrina to just say hello to everyone as a group to avoid Playmates Bring The Drama As the girls prepare to say goodbye to their home in The Hills, Lo finds Lauren in her room, procrastinating packing efforts. Feeling nostalgic, Lo suggests that they throw a farewell party to say goodbye to the house. The girls reminisce about their first pool party, an evening Lauren remembers all too clearly - especially the "nudey men," mohawks and Lucite heels in her backyard. Although this party will be a fun send off with friends, Lauren's not thrilled with the idea of leaving her home. When Lo asks what's next for Lauren, she shrugs and says, "for the first time in a really long time, I really don't know." Meanwhile, at Heidi and Spencer's apartment, Heidi tells Stephanie that she wants the most extravagant wedding possible. Not only does the bride-to-be plan on having diamonds dripping everywhere, but she also wants real swans since she has a "Swan Lake" dress. It's On Bitch While Audrina, Lo and Stephanie are out to lunch, talk turns to Kristin when Lo mentions that Kristin was invited to Heidi and Spencer's "welcome back party." Audrina asks Lo for some background on Kristin's "man-eater" reputation. Lo discloses Kristin's high school dramas. "She is not afraid to get in your face, not afraid to stand up for herself and if you're on her bad side it gets really nasty," Lo warned. Audrina recalled that Kristin once slapped Lauren outside of a club. Lo wonders aloud if Kristin will be their friend now, while Audrina says she'll give her benefit of the doubt. Over at Brody's condo, Kristin is on Jayde's mind. She is taking a long time to get ready for Heidi and Spencer's bash because she doesn't want to go meet Kristin, who is Brody's ex-girlfriend. Brody assures her that there's a reason why they broke up after seven or eight months, but when Jayde presses for details about the breakup, he chalks it up to being young. Mess With Me, I Mess With You Kristin kicks her pursuit of Justin into high gear after Audrina blows her off, while Heidi and Spencer's opposing views on kids causes trouble. It all starts with Kristin eating lunch with her friend Stacie at Coupa Cafe. Kristin tells Stacie that she wants to meet with Audrina to discuss the Justin Bobby love triangle. Kristin admits that she is interested in Justin, and if Audrina wants to sit down like adults to talk about the situation they can figure things out. While shopping with her sister Casey, Audrina reveals that Kristin asked to meet up. Skeptical of Kristin's intentions, Casey warns Audrina not to trust the girl. But, Audrina's already on the same page, telling Casey that Lauren's already given her the heads up that Kristin is a man-eater and boyfriend stealer. Strike One In search of a present for Brody's surprise birthday party, Kristin and Stacie go to the Hustler Hollywood store. Kristin thinks it would be funny to buy Brody a collar and a whip, "because he's so whipped on Jayde." While the girls play around with the kinky merchandise, they talk about Kristin and Brody's love life when they were a couple. Kristin laments that they didn't use whips and things in the bedroom, and their sex life was "vanilla." As the girls continue to shop, Kristin tells Stacie that she's thinking of bringing Justin Bobby to Brody's party. Stacie suggests she buy some chaps to wear for her new bad boy. Old Habits Die Hard Kristin and Lo are at a restaurant catching up when Kristin announces that she's going home to Laguna Beach for the weekend. She tells Lo she wants to visit her dad and step-mom and clear her head. Lo agrees that's a good idea then asks Kristin what happened after she left Brody's surprise party. When Kristin fills her in and explains that Justin Bobby was a no show, Lo reminds her friend that she warned her about the bad boy. But, Kristin insists she sees a good guy underneath his rough exterior. She tells Lo that, unlike Audrina, she's going to make Justin work for her. Meanwhile, Stephanie asks for the dirt on Derek when she drops by Audrina's house for a visit. Audrina tells Stephanie that Derek is the total opposite of Justin, sharing how insecure she felt in her former relationship. After Stephanie says Justin's head games made Audrina feel that way, Audrina admits that Justin is still texting her. She tells Stephanie that Justin needs to move on, because she has. Sorry Boo, Strike Two Kristin and Stacie are lounging outside Kristin's beachfront home in Malibu when Kristin decides to throw a party. The duo plans the guest list and end up talking about Justin Bobby. Stacie is shocked when Kristin tells her about Justin's surprise dinner. Stacie thinks Justin was too easily forgiven for blowing off Brody's party considering Kristin's three-strike rule. She tells Kristin that the bad boy is making her work for him. But, Kristin disagrees. She uses Justin's cooking her dinner as proof that he's working for her. Kristin tells Stacie that one meal doesn't take back the first strike and if he disappoints her again he won't get a chance for a third. In Beverly Hills, Brody and Jayde are at a restaurant. Brody makes a toast to Jayde to thank her for throwing his birthday bash. Jayde is pleased to have her effort acknowledged, but gets upset when Brody uses the nice moment to spring Kristin's party on her. Jayde tells Brody she doesn't want to go because they always get in a fight when she's around. Despite her concerns, Brody says he's going to the party anyway. I'm Done With You Kristin and Brody are walking on the beach when Brody reveals he and Jayde are on a break from their relationship. Brody tells Kristin he still loves Jayde but doesn't want to fight anymore. When Brody asks Kristin what she thinks he should do, she says he's more fun when Jayde isn't around. Kristin starts to reminisce with Brody about the good times they shared as a couple. Brody tells Kristin if they were to date again it might work out. Meanwhile, Heidi and Spencer are at home when Heidi starts dropping hints about her upcoming birthday. She tells Spencer she wants him to throw her a party at their house. Spencer is less than thrilled with the idea and complains that a party is a lot of work, but Heidi won't be refused. At Audrina's place, Lo is helping her fold some laundry. Audrina mentions she got an invitation for Heidi's birthday party. Although Lo says she can't make it, Audrina is thinking about making an appearance. When Lo wonders if Kristin will be there, Audrina says she's going to the party for Heidi - not Kristin. On To The Next While Kristin and Brody have dinner at a restaurant, the two talk about their respective breakups with Justin Bobby and Jayde. When Brody casually asks what Kristin is going to do now that she's done with Justin, Kristin says she'll move on to the next. Brody raises a glass, saying it's good to be single, but when Kristin asks Brody what he can and can't do during his break from Jayde, her ex doesn't seem so sure. With this response, Kristin declares them both single as far as she's concerned. When Brody doesn't disagree, Kristin tells him they should go out again. At Heidi and Spencer's Hollywood home, Heidi is in the backyard playing with their neighbor Enzo and her new puppies. Spencer comes outside and sits down next to Heidi, who tells her husband she loves watching Enzo run around playing with the dogs. Heidi insists she still wants a baby, but her new husband calls her selfish for not considering what he wants in their relationship. They bicker, neither of them wavering from their stance on kids. When Heidi asks Spencer what would happen if she did get pregnant, Spencer asks if the question is a threat. She doesn't respond, but leaves Spencer sitting on the patio while she resumes playing with Enzo and the dogs. Can't Always Get What You Want While on a lunch date, Kristin and Brody recall the crazy times they used to have together. After Brody toasts to having a nice lunch without fighting, Kristin mentions that Jayde wants to talk with her. Brody tells Kristin she's out of her mind for thinking about meeting with Jayde considering their fiery run-in at Playhouse. But although he cautions Kristin against meeting up with the Playmate, he mentions that he's still in contact with his ex. Shrugging it off, Kristin tells him she just wants him to be happy. Over in L.A., Heidi is meeting with her therapist, Jordana Mansbacher, to talk about Spencer refusing to have kids. Dr. Mansbacher tells Heidi they should have gotten on the same page before getting married. When Dr. Mansbacher advises Heidi to wait on having babies, Heidi says she wants to stop taking birth control and surprise Spencer with a pregnancy. The therapist advises against this, saying Spencer might feel tricked. Meanwhile, Brody and his friends Frankie and Taylor play pool and rehash the Jayde-Kristin fight at Playhouse. Brody's friends are on Team Kristin. They tell Brody that Jayde is bad news for him, and Kristin is a better fit. Brody tells his friends about Kristin and Jayde's upcoming talk. Taylor warns Brody that Jayde is trying to pry her way back into his life. Mr. Right Now As Kristin and Stacie road trip toward Vegas, the ladies give squeals of excitement as they drive into view of The Strip. Though Kristin tells Stacie she feels a good weekend is in store for them, she doubts she'll hook up with anyone because of the Brody and Justin drama back home. Stacie encourages Kristin to use their trip to dump her L.A. baggage. Kristin agrees and proposes they attempt to find at least one guy to flirt with all night. Stacie ups the ante, suggesting they go on the prowl for more than one conquest. "You live and you learn, and then you go to Vegas," she says. In L.A., Spencer and Charlie are at a car wash. Spencer tells his friend about Heidi's surprise romantic dinner as they wait for his car. While Spencer gushes over his lingerie-wearing, dinner-cooking wife, Charlie has a more cynical take on Heidi's sudden domestic skills. Likening Heidi to a black widow spider going in for the kill, Charlie warns Spencer to watch out for her ulterior motives. Charlie says Heidi might be trying to get pregnant on the low. Spencer gets nervous but refuses to believe his wife would do that. So, Charlie recommends that Spencer test Heidi to see if she is prepping for pregnancy by tempting her with prenatal no-no's like sushi and wine. Meanwhile at the Palazzo hotel in Vegas, Stacie and Kristin are drinking champagne in their room and toasting to the new Vegas boys they plan to meet. While they pick out clothes for their night out, Kristin vows not to bring up Justin or Brody and declares she wants to meet new guys. The Boys Of Summer Justin wants to take his relationship with Kristin to the next level, but she's still not sure she can trust him. Meanwhile, Spencer confronts Heidi about her sneaky ways.
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